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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

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"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."