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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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By Unknown
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

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Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

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It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

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By matiqac
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.