scarf

They're still around, just in scarf form.

Happy Cinco De Mayo! Get your party on over at After 12!

None, but she did step on a turtle on her way to the party.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

She'll get you! And your Keebler snacks, too!

Welcome to high society, with this elegant and classy bacon scarf!

...I can't get behind this mis-proportioned $262 scarf.