I'll take it.
I'll just leave this here without comment.
Welcome to high society, with this elegant and classy bacon scarf!
They're still around, just in scarf form.
She'll get you! And your Keebler snacks, too!
While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.
