sagging

This has to be a setup, right? Or else, "boy you be trippin'."

Guess which half?

More workplace-inappropriate attire at Monday Through Friday!

I guess Ed doesn't appreciate people stealing his patented webbed crotch pants style.

How does he walk?!?

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.

In terms of shorts hierarchy it only makes sense: cargo shorts, jean shorts, then running shorts and/or basketball shorts.