safety

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.