safety

This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.