safety

This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.