safety

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

All of them. This vest is ridiculous.

This shirt looks just as good after being thrown through the front wind shield, I swear.