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FASHION.

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

Wang Deshun, 79, took to the runway at Beijing's China Fashion Week. We are currently very jealous of his abs.

The next model has the same outfit, except the hand is wrapped around his head.

From the Alta Roma fashion week in Rome. The weird blog in the middle is exactly what you think it is: a unibreast. The designer made the model walk down the runway with her arms/tentacles covering herself, as if she was naked. SO PROVOCATIVE.

Pay no mind to the people hanging from telephone poles.

I mean, looking like the living anatomy of a toy doll is one thing, but it takes something truly amazing to have a body that looks like it's in a constant state of Photoshop in real life.

Designed by Si Chan

Or for God's sake take one away.

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.