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First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!