retro

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.