retro

The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.

Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.