retro

No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.