retro

The guy in the yellow pants looks like Freddie Mercury.

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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They're still around, just in scarf form.

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

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JT was still several years away from bringing sexy back in this picture, clearly.