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The real question is why a man with a Colonel Sanders mustache would be patronizing a McDonald's. Shameful!

I hate when banks and fast food joints make you go through the little line-maze like this even when there's nobody else there. I mean, come on, just let me get my food so I can get out of here and continue streaking this baseball game, you know?

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Hooters: The service industry job that says, "Reach for the stars!"

Who knows, maybe that nearby Icee machine is cooling down the room. In that case, bundle up!