purse

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

This would be the only rational explanation, still, have the decency to resist the urge to stop for coffee.

The spreading of the legs, however, seems to take the dress apart.

I mean, a girl's gotta be prepared for anything. Including fresh, uncut Madrona.

And by here, I mean Earth.

I wonder if she's gonna actually catch a fish with those...