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You may write them off as freaks but if somebody is holding their mom's hand, they're alright in my book.

The first annual summit of the Skinny Puppy league went pretty well, I'd say.

And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

Cuz b*tch dun never grown up!