punk

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

Cuz b*tch dun never grown up!

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

As well as rings, belts, and other assorted flair.

As soon as they're south of the border, they get all moody and try to start mosh pits at concerts even when nobody else wants to join in.

Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.