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Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

As well as rings, belts, and other assorted flair.

Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.

Cuz b*tch dun never grown up!

The first annual summit of the Skinny Puppy league went pretty well, I'd say.

C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.

And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!