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Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

Cuz b*tch dun never grown up!

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

As well as rings, belts, and other assorted flair.

As soon as they're south of the border, they get all moody and try to start mosh pits at concerts even when nobody else wants to join in.

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

C'mon. He totally looks like Pete Wentz. Admit it.