princess

The Disney Princesses embrace their inner elements thanks to artist Robby. Check the link for more.

Why does he have 2 cell phones?

"C'mon Sally, afraid you might get sweat on your pretty pink tutu?"

I don't care what anybody says, that man right there is a badass.

Clearly this guy knows how to party.

More importantly: Where can I order tiny tiaras for my pet lizard?

That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.