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Why does he have 2 cell phones?

I don't care what anybody says, that man right there is a badass.

More importantly: Where can I order tiny tiaras for my pet lizard?

That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

Clearly this guy knows how to party.

The Disney Princesses embrace their inner elements thanks to artist Robby. Check the link for more.

"C'mon Sally, afraid you might get sweat on your pretty pink tutu?"

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.