pregnant

I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!

First Thing Wrong = The Picture is in Black & White.

I mean, fashion FAILs, Parenting FAILs, your personal health FAILs... THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE HERE.

Are you reading this, Michael Bay? I'm willing to sell the rights for a very reasonable rate.

Nothing will stop me from going to prom.