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These fancy new smart phones just can't accommodate fingers of this caliber can they?

That's GPOYG, for short. Feel free to tweet/hashtag/abuse that one.

Careful, Lenny Kravitz, you're about 30 years away from being steampunk. Once that label gets stuck to you, there are no pliers strong enough to tear it off.

Why not use the one you already have?

I guess this is what happens when technology gradually becomes obsolete: it becomes part of someone's fashion statement.

As watch sizes began to get smaller, some wore the biggest clocks they could find:

As handheld consoles became more advanced, some wore the older models:

And as print media goes down in flames...

Provides protection from everything, except embarrassment.

Well, there's a Phoner if I ever did see one!

Why not just put the smartphone in the pocket itself?