By apollogesus
Hey wanna join the Pen-15 club? Now that we've got that schoolyard shenanigans (penis) out of the way, if you're looking to laugh at everything and anything phallic or having to do with it, don't go anywhere.
Perfect for people with a really long... thumb. And four tiny fingers.
Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.
Oh, it's a unicorn? Which is the horn and which is the schlong?