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It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you'll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.

Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.

We've come a long way

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

But we're both very proud of our work thanks.

And a cheeseburger shirt. Tucked in.