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Time to take the dog to the park. Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.

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Quoth the Raven: "Nah way man, I'm outta here."

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This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.