parenting

It's going to end up this way anyway.

Note to parents. Don't dress your children up as though they don't have limbs. It creeps me out.

And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!

His respect for you will grow in ways you've never dreamed of.

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.