pantsless

Oh god please don't let it be a trend...

My new secret paranoia every time I go through drive-thrus.

PANTS.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

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...I guess I'm racist now.

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

It's harder to see, but he also has dreadlocks spun from pure silk.