orange

This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

I've got a few toppings in mind...

This tan looks as good as any I've seen on Jersey Shore.

He gets all the tang.

Any guesses as to what state this is?

Soon, he too shall become orange.