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Don't worry, a couple more lagers like that and he/she will be a fine catch.

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

So, these are the uniforms that the United States Athletes will be sporting during the London Olympics opening ceremony (happening today!). What do you think, folks? I'm not entirely sold on this pseudo-military beret we have going on, and the Polo logo seems totally out of place. But hey, at least when the games are over we can just ship these things off faux-Navy uniforms. The military could really use a touch of style, eh?

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American swimmer Ryan Lochte shows off his shining bunch of hard-earned bling. Oh, and his gold medal too.

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Fifty-five year old Hubertus Von Hohenlohe will wear this suit, which pays homage to Mexico's mariachi tradition, in Sochi while competing in the men's slalom.

Well, we've all had a good laugh at the American uniforms for the 2012 Olympics, but Spain has their own ideas in dressing their athletes. Best of luck on the runway guys, even if you don't need it on the field!

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You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.