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Oh, the things you can make your parents do...

Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

...he looks like an aged real-life version of Charlie Brown and it's gnawing away at my soul...

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/charlie-brown.jpg

And yet, the memory continues on...

This is in no way funny or cool. Just disturbing...

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

...and it looks like the model's ready to head up the runway now!

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Awwwwwww.