old

...and it looks like the model's ready to head up the runway now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg

Oh, the things you can make your parents do...

Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."

A snapshot of the pre-snuggie era.

...he looks like an aged real-life version of Charlie Brown and it's gnawing away at my soul...

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/charlie-brown.jpg

Leopard print is SO 1980's. God, get it together.

This is in no way funny or cool. Just disturbing...

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

Yes, folks: this is a win.