oh Japan

Is that so? I never would have guessed.

Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!

Am I right or am I right?

I'm not going to ask how those things are sticking on there.

Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

The mustard stain is never coming out of that costume man, I'm sorry.

For that matter, I'm sure you still have a few facial muscles that can move. Let's remedy that with more clips.

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...