oh Japan

I'm not going to ask how those things are sticking on there.

Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

Am I right or am I right?

Is that so? I never would have guessed.

The mustard stain is never coming out of that costume man, I'm sorry.

Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!

For that matter, I'm sure you still have a few facial muscles that can move. Let's remedy that with more clips.