oh god why

I prefer to think of this picture as a "Toddlers and Tiaras" still from the future.

Please let it be the latter!

Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.