oh god why

You know, to go with your horse head and/or squirrel and/or rat masks!

We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

I'm pretty sure all of the fashion FAILs here have warped my perception of reality, I can't even tell anymore!

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

"What, this IS how I smile!"

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

I prefer to think of this picture as a "Toddlers and Tiaras" still from the future.

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!