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fashion no thanks oh god why tank top Walmart - 6376604928
By toss88
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

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baby bikini lady bits oh god why stroller techno what - 6391810560
By Unknown
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Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

Barbie makeup oh god why plus size - 6247489536
By No Ro
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Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.

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body modification duck lips oh god why plastic surgery - 6470750464
By Unknown
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I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

beach fat gut oh god why speedo - 6305092096
By Unknown
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

badonk oh god why shade shadow tire weird what - 6440708864
By Unknown
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Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

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bikini concert fat oh god why - 6267817984
By Unknown
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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

basketball oh god why sports suit - 6254799360
By Unknown
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Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

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camo crossdressing oh god why Walmart weird - 6512888320
By Dee
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

doom makeup oh god why weird what - 6325380096
By Unknown
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

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