oh god why

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Please let it be the latter!

School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.

I'm pretty sure all of the fashion FAILs here have warped my perception of reality, I can't even tell anymore!

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

"What, this IS how I smile!"

Surprise, they're at a fast food restaurant!

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.