nope

But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!