no thanks

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

I can only hope the runway is durable and well-enforced.

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.

Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

Lose the shoes and maybe we'll talk.