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They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?