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The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.

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"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?