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I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

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I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.