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I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

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