nerdgasm

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

My special defense has been lowered!

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.