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Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

My special defense has been lowered!

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

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