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They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!