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The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

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Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.