nerdgasm

My special defense has been lowered!

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

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You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?