nerdgasm

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.

You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

"I do Doctor Who cosplay."

"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"

"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."

You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.

It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.

These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, sir!

Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?