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It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

They're invaluable in helping guide your keester and making, ahem, in-flight repairs.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.

My special defense has been lowered!

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.

So, what do you think? Fandom bordering on Poorly Dressed territory, or high fashion in disguise?

True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Sorry, had something in my throat.

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I hate that feeling when you complete the game without getting all of the Chaos Emeralds and you have to go back to your room and listen to The Used while your mom makes grilled cheese sandwiches.