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When a man walks down the street wearing this necklace, you know he isn't scared of anyone. But, he does get a lot of laughs.

It's funny, nobody really questions animal fur in clothing or accessories, but as soon as you put human hair in a necklace things start to look weird...

This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.

Of all the movies I don't want to be reminded of, that ranks pretty highly.

Yeah, maybe we're getting a little out of hand with all of this crass commercialization of products. But hey, #yolo.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

It's great fun watching people's reaction go from...ooooo...to OHHHHHH!

My bling ain't no thing.

I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

Oh. Em. Gee.

And when all eight slices meet again they will form the Order of the Pie once more.

Bling only gives you street cred if it's obvious you can't afford another one.

Last weekend, pop starlet/Lada Gaga fashion challenger Nicki Minaj showed up at the iHeartRadio Music Festival wearing what is allegedly a hot pink chicken wing necklace. I'm not so convinced, though.

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