nails

It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

Christine 'The Dutchess' Walton from Las Vegas, USA, currently holds the record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails. The nails measure 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand.

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

I think you can find Nemo somewhere in there!

hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink