nails

These fancy new smart phones just can't accommodate fingers of this caliber can they?

It'll be like Roller Coaster Tycoon, except in real life. The scale would be about the same, though.

People keep saying that long, gaudy nails like this are impractical, but we'll see what they say after you dig some trenches with these shovel-fingers!

"Fixed" until your heels start to bleed.

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