nails

These fancy new smart phones just can't accommodate fingers of this caliber can they?

Christine 'The Dutchess' Walton from Las Vegas, USA, currently holds the record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest fingernails. The nails measure 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand.

People keep saying that long, gaudy nails like this are impractical, but we'll see what they say after you dig some trenches with these shovel-fingers!

And then you can bring her breakfast-and-meds in bed.