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The last guy who tried ended up snapped in half.

Another victory for the fashion police.

Chances are, if you wear that shirt you already have a problem.

From 5NewsOnline:

The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.

Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.