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The last guy who tried ended up snapped in half.

Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

From 5NewsOnline:

The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.

Another victory for the fashion police.

Chances are, if you wear that shirt you already have a problem.