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bikini etsy knit lingerie model wool - 5773004288
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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

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fashion FAIL model - 7753406208
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Perhaps the theme was orthodontics, or the tooth fairy.

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dress fashion gross Hall of Fame hip lady bits model - 6206649600
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Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

Barbie model runway surgery - 6353674496
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I mean, looking like the living anatomy of a toy doll is one thing, but it takes something truly amazing to have a body that looks like it's in a constant state of Photoshop in real life.

epic-win-pic-fashion-79-year-old-model-china
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Wang Deshun, 79, took to the runway at Beijing's China Fashion Week. We are currently very jealous of his abs.

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geisha model twister vacuum cleaner - 5275941888
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Not sure how the vacuum cleaner, the twister mat, and the geisha are related... is it some metaphor for a tsunami?

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advertisement fashion model pants pee whoops - 6308593920
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I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.