military

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!

Say what you will, he still looks pretty tough.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

"Permission granted, private."

He was asked, so he told.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.