military

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

He was asked, so he told.

"Permission granted, private."

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Say what you will, he still looks pretty tough.

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.