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FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!

He was asked, so he told.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

"Permission granted, private."

Say what you will, he still looks pretty tough.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.