military

Say what you will, he still looks pretty tough.

He was asked, so he told.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

"Permission granted, private."

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.

Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!