military

He was asked, so he told.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

Private, WAKE UP! You don't have time to get dressed just man your weapon and get up there!

Say what you will, he still looks pretty tough.

"Permission granted, private."

Have you ever attempted to make a design that was so patriotic that it just came off as satirical instead? Happens to me every time.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.