metal

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

This guy is a real "Behemoth", am I right?

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

I wonder what would happen if she tried to walk through a metal detector.

I don't think Slipknot makes white merchandise.

And lo, Glax the One-Horned fiddled his tune and neighed his terrible tune, and thus our dark lord was born. HAIL UNICORN.