metal

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

Am I different enough yet? Do I stand out?

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And lo, Glax the One-Horned fiddled his tune and neighed his terrible tune, and thus our dark lord was born. HAIL UNICORN.

I wonder what would happen if she tried to walk through a metal detector.

This guy is a real "Behemoth", am I right?

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

It looks like she's been infested with a million little nanobots and they're just multiplying all over her mouth. Yuck.