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A ball pit and countless other delights await you.

How can you climb walls in high heels? That's a superpower all by itself.

Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?

Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance. Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background

What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

This could definitely be categorized as a public disturbance.