mermaid

The former owner of the pirate skull died of it.

Fishnets. FISH-NETS.

Do you want to be part of that kitteh world?

Well, it finally happened. After years of dressing in ways that no human had thought to dress before, Lady Gaga finally wore something that had already been done decades ago. At a recent performance in Sydney, Gaga performed wearing a mermaid costume while riding a wheelchair. As original as that stunt might sound, singer and actress Bette Midler (known for roles in such movies as Ruthless People and Hocus Pocus) did the same thing in the 80s, as Midler kindly informed the internet through twitter:

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

QUICK, FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET, THEY WILL BE NONE THE WISER.