mermaid

QUICK, FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET, THEY WILL BE NONE THE WISER.

Do you want to be part of that kitteh world?

Fishnets. FISH-NETS.

Well, it finally happened. After years of dressing in ways that no human had thought to dress before, Lady Gaga finally wore something that had already been done decades ago. At a recent performance in Sydney, Gaga performed wearing a mermaid costume while riding a wheelchair. As original as that stunt might sound, singer and actress Bette Midler (known for roles in such movies as Ruthless People and Hocus Pocus) did the same thing in the 80s, as Midler kindly informed the internet through twitter:

The former owner of the pirate skull died of it.

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

This must have been Ariel's supportive gay best friend from the deleted scenes of The Little Mermaid. Coming to you soon on Blu-Ray. Right before it plays in every 3D theater ever.