merica

We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

You know, metaphors and stuff.

I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.

Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.