merica

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.

Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

You know, metaphors and stuff.

These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?

You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.

I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.