merica

You know, metaphors and stuff.

We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.

I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.

They just keep making it so easy for us, you know?