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Seriously, every time I see a dude over the age of puberty who's topless and has no hair on his chest it just screams "I'm way too obsessive with my body to be interesting in any other way." Flaunt your chest hair with pride. What you do in the pubic region is your own business.

... or child protective services.

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

There's plenty of curtain left for the flower girl!