lipstick

Those stretch marks are very flattering.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bM02KRpjW9w/SwyoxOyOCUI/AAAAAAAALhk/KDOzHs4Q5Ho/s400/wonderman001.gif

What did I tell you about kissing Nyan Cat?

If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

Ok, what the hell, was the beauty mark really necessary? Looks more like a lump of coal on her cheek.

Male or Female? You decide!

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.