lipstick

Ok, what the hell, was the beauty mark really necessary? Looks more like a lump of coal on her cheek.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

What did I tell you about kissing Nyan Cat?

Those stretch marks are very flattering.

If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

Betty Boop gone wrong... horribly wrong.

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Male or Female? You decide!