COME HERE! GIVE US A KISS!
We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!
That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.
I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.
I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.