lips

COME HERE! GIVE US A KISS!

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

Sugar kisses.

And wax lips are never okay.

Betty Boop gone wrong... horribly wrong.

If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.

The dangers of exotic plants.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.