lips

COME HERE! GIVE US A KISS!

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.

The dangers of exotic plants.

If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

I mean, you need some sort of lip-decor to match your handbag, right?

Betty Boop gone wrong... horribly wrong.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.