leggings

And all of those people came to the county fair.

I'm sorry, we need to have a talk, Ashanti.

Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

The classiest couple since JFK and Jackie O.

Run! It's already starting to take control of your legs!

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.