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As a child, Laura was bitten by a radioactive helium balloon. Now she must spend her days tethered to the earth by a rope held by her sidekick Gimpy, the Girl Wonder.

Obviously he doesn't wear that much because he actually has the color of someone who came out of the ground.

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

Doing her best to avoid Scoliosis, I see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRuzaMwvrA

He was asked, so he told.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy.