lace

But that's okay, it looks like her partner doesn't mind.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.

Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.

Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

I see those all the time!

Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.