lace

Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.

But that's okay, it looks like her partner doesn't mind.

And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

Shouldn't have made the invites public.

I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.