lace

Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.

I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.

But that's okay, it looks like her partner doesn't mind.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.

And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

Shouldn't have made the invites public.