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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.

Though that could be totally unrelated to this picture,

Awwwwwww.

It's like Ms. Choksondik jumped out of the TV box and started flapping her things around.

The knit life chose me.

The forge where it's from is pretty underground. Hell, I was BORN underground.

...and it looks like the model's ready to head up the runway now!

Can be adjusted for a smaller size!

She may have grown out of it a little since then.