kilt

12:

The day the heavens opened up and a light of knowledge came down and punched me in the face.

Angus would be proud.

Unless you are playing a bagpipe or you are in the thick of battle with the troops of Edward I, you cannot wear the kilt. Sorry, them's the rules.

Good thing the dog isn't wearing a kilt...

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.