kilt

The day the heavens opened up and a light of knowledge came down and punched me in the face.

Angus would be proud.

Unless you are playing a bagpipe or you are in the thick of battle with the troops of Edward I, you cannot wear the kilt. Sorry, them's the rules.

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

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Good thing the dog isn't wearing a kilt...