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Note to parents. Don't dress your children up as though they don't have limbs. It creeps me out.

Haha, get it? Padwan? Pad-wan? Oh, I crack myself up.

Gird your loins for the sperting showdown this Sunday at our site The Big Game!

I already know your mother.

I'm not sure she can walk in that, but it's probably for the best since trees don't walk.