Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.
This man has a GREAT attitude!
All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.
Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).
An albino victim of facial hair disorder travels back in time to corral two dinosaurs into becoming Kool-Aid mascots? Am I close?
I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.
You really want to be noticed don't you?