juggalo

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.

This man has a GREAT attitude!

Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

An albino victim of facial hair disorder travels back in time to corral two dinosaurs into becoming Kool-Aid mascots? Am I close?

I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

You really want to be noticed don't you?

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.