ironic

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

He won't be around for much longer!

Can we be blood brothers now? No no, not the band, I mean like the gross appropriation of the traditions of indigenous peoples for our own use.

Ah whatever, not like my mom is trawling for your kind anyway...

*Service only available in the United States and wherever KFC Double Down sandwiches are sold.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.