ironic

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

Can we be blood brothers now? No no, not the band, I mean like the gross appropriation of the traditions of indigenous peoples for our own use.

SpaceCats: The Other Other Final Frontier.

*Service only available in the United States and wherever KFC Double Down sandwiches are sold.

He won't be around for much longer!

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

Ah whatever, not like my mom is trawling for your kind anyway...

I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.