holes

Depends on where the holes are.

I seem to remember Prince wearing similar pants.

'Cuz they sure are holy!

I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

Looks like some kind of alien.

Best identified by their face tentacles found below the lip.

First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

Dude, quit sticking them in your nose.