holes

I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

I seem to remember Prince wearing similar pants.

Looks like some kind of alien.

Depends on where the holes are.

Dude, quit sticking them in your nose.

Best identified by their face tentacles found below the lip.

'Cuz they sure are holy!

First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.