hipster

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

This meme has legs.

He liked Christmas before it was cool.

Hey man, I see you're busy looking great and all, but I think someone is using your bike as a urinal.

Hipsters wearing something mainstream? Or is that ironic? My head hurts.

At last night's VMA awards. It isn't even possible for me to feel anything about him anymore; the media has saturated my brain with him to the point where I can only feel numb when I look at him. But still, THOSE SHOES.

Oh wait, my apologies, these are just the team uniforms for the Hipster Olympics. Carry on!

Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!

I tried yodeling for a while, but everyone else was doing it and I felt there was no real room for growth or "pushing the envelope," to use a tired phrase. I'm experimenting now with different, more guttural syllables - "booga dugga ugga goo" is a personal favorite - and with varying models of instrumentation. The vuvuzela in particular unlocks some key sonic possibilities in the art of yodeling.