High Fashion

The safe word is "animal prints."

My money's on Thing from the Addams Family.

In case you wanted an outfit that looks like a puzzle game your dad would play on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just Style. I can't even tell anymore.

I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

Subtlety, that's what we were going for, really.

You can still get your dose of crazy high fashion over at ROFLrazzi!

The bigger the hat, the closer to God, that's what I say.

This is why I could never get anything done at the library!

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.

As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!