High Fashion

As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

In case you wanted an outfit that looks like a puzzle game your dad would play on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just Style. I can't even tell anymore.

I mean really, that question is total rubbish.

Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.

Barefoot and modeling on the sidewalk never looked so fetch!

I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

This is why I could never get anything done at the library!