High Fashion

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

For all of your hand-stand needs!

Barefoot and modeling on the sidewalk never looked so fetch!

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!

Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.