helmet

Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

Buzzing out that little strip really completes the "LEGO Minifig" look.

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

During allergy season it sort of feels like you're underwater all the time, but this may be a little too literal...

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

Why's he wearing those kneepads?

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.