helmet

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.

Why's he wearing those kneepads?

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

During allergy season it sort of feels like you're underwater all the time, but this may be a little too literal...