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Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.

Finding her current environment inhospitable, the lonely fashion model searches for another poly-urethane shell to sleep in.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

Buzzing out that little strip really completes the "LEGO Minifig" look.