helmet

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.

Why's he wearing those kneepads?

During allergy season it sort of feels like you're underwater all the time, but this may be a little too literal...